THE FIELD GUIDE TO THE WORST BIRDS EVER BY MATT KRACHT

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Professional birding amateur and national bestselling author Matt Kracht has had it with these goddamn birds. His new book is a warning, a field guide to help you identify and stay away from the absolute worst birds ever to plague planet Earth. Featuring an all-new scientific scale devised by the author that proves how awful birds really are.

We can all agreebirds are terrible. They’re stupid and won’t shut up.

Featuring fifty of the absolute worst birds to fly the earth, Kracht identifies each of their most terrible qualities, details exactly why they suck, and shows you why with furious (but actually quite lovely) full-colordrawings. Including all-new, all-worst fowl, such as:

• The absolute waste of feathers Cruddy Turdstone (Ruddy Turnstone)
• The utter a-hole Blank Staring-Eyes Flycrapper (Black Paradise Flycatcher)
• The outright loser Dowdy Woodfucker (Downy Woodpecker)
• And many more

Even the author’s previous bird takedown guides are no preparation for this hilariously harrowing collection of squawking, conceited, trash-eating, and even murderous idiots. The horror. The horror . . .

LOVE BIRDS? HATE BIRDS?: For those who hate birds and for bird lovers everywhere with a sense of humor, this illustrated handbook is equal parts profane and funny, andlet’s face ittrue.

BESTSELLING AUTHOR: Matt Kracht is the author of the bestselling Field Guide to Dumb Birds series, includingThe Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America,The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of the Whole Stupid World, andThe Big Dumb Bird Journal, and (in a startling turn of enthusiasm)OMFG, BEES!

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